10 Days to Lose You

 The point of this is to ease him into a breakup but you want HIM to do it so you dont look like the huge asshole you are.... and when i say You... i actually mean ME. because this is my life. This is just what has happened to me.


CAUTION: DO NOT USE IF YOU LIKE YOUR GUY OR BOYFRIEND!
ps... dont use if you want a happy ending like the movie.
Day 1: .... and a half

                         THE MOVIES


 ~Get him to take you to an action/hero movie that has  REALLY sexy male characters in it that take off their shirts a LOT
                 - I got him to take me to see "In Time" which stars Justin Timberlake and Alex Pettyfer where they took off their shirts.... a LOT :)

~Once at the theatre look at the price and tell him he's paying cuz it's cheap (even if it really isnt) dont give him an option!

~Tell him you arent hungry or thirsty cuz you just ate and are EXTREMELY full

~dont talk to him before the movie but don't be rude about it. Tell him you don't feel very well and you are just really tired even if you arent. If he continues to talk to you, give him short but polite answers. And ask him what his day was like... but "politely" interrupt and make the conversation about you, making him feel a little less important than you.

~As soon as the movie starts, ask him for popcorn :) he'll prob ask why since u said you were stuffed before. but say the previews took a long time and now ur hungry!

~TEXT! not a lot during the movie because u dont wanna miss it. but text about 3 or 4 times. this is just enough to annoy him but not the people around you. make sure ur phone's on silent tho!

~lean away from him and put ur elbow on the arm rest that is away from him. He won't put his arm around you or try to make out if your leaning away

~When the movie is over, leave the room ASAP :)

~go to the restroom and take a reallllly long time to just text and be alone for a little bit. then when ou come out, don't say anything to him. let him talk to you.

~When he asks you how the movie was.... tell him you slept through some of it and that the parts you saw were ok but not amazing. Although that's completely untrue and you loved the movie!

~If his mother is picking you up, stand outside! the lobby is to comfortable and he will feel safer there. If you are outside in the dark and stand away from him, he feels awkward :)

~ When in the car, talk away!! just keep talking to his mom and be extremely nice and polite!! therefore, she thinks you are an angel! trust me, it WORKS!

~As he walks you to your house, say thankyou and be polite but Do Not say you had fun! just say thankyou! If he really likes you and doesnt get the hint he WILL kiss you goodnight. so make it a fast peck and leave. Don't make it a passionate kiss at all or else he will think u really just didnt feel good and you still like him!

For the following day, don't text him "thankyou" or even text him at all!




STOP


There is no reason to do this. just break up with him. if he doesnt get it. hes a dumbass. Life isnt a movie. Its REALITY. if you dont want him, let him go. there is no need to keep him around.

Unlucky

"I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend

Lucky to have been where I have been

Lucky to be coming home again

I'm lucky we're in love every way

Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed

Lucky to be coming home someday
                              "




Yeah all i know is that i wish i was in love with my best friend. instead, i'm stuck with a guy i thought i LOVED last year. but i clearly dont if im thinking the way i do. and i feel like this:









"
You're intruding on what's mine
And you're taking up my time
Don't have the courage inside me
To tell you, "Please let me be"
Communication, a telephonic invasion
I'm planning my escape...

                           "

Yeah that song describes every single thing i am feeling








Any other guy that walks by... all i can think is "i truly wanna fuck u right now" but when im with my freakin BOYFRIEND all i can think is "Shut the fuck up. ur really annoying me and ur grossin me out you mother fuckin awkward gamer with no social life" yes. that's extremely rude. ive never even thought of that when i actually HATED someone... yet its going on through my brain 24/7 when im with him. im honestly a terrible person. but the thing is... i cant break up with him. he's a nice guy, dont get me wrong, and he does a lot of cute things.. kinda. well thats the thing... he thinks he's being cute and romantic but he's really being
awkward....
so what am i supposed to do about that?? i honestly have no idea. i'm stuck with him until graduation... and i wish i was kidding. the worst thing about it all is that ive been having the best sex dreams about one of my best guy friends... but then today i found out one of my best girl friends has the biggest crush on him! which completely SUCKS for me since ive had a crush on him since about 8th grade... sooo im stuck with my dudefriend (i dont like calling him my boyfriend) yeah thats how bad it is! i dont even wanna call him my bf. its like how i cant say penis in reality! i say piernis but people dont really catch it... ok they do. so i avoid saying that word. so now i will forever call him my bierfriend not boyfryend...i refuse to even spell it right now! so what am i going to do??? im gonna lose a guy in 10 days. thats what im gonna do! and im gonna rock at it!!